Writing Essays Ain't Gonna Cut It...

 

Hi.

So, the Mush-brained Yam that currently squats in the Whitehouse feels badly for the sorry excuses for human beings that gang raped a young woman for seven hours, advertising it in a group chat like she was some sort of carnival ride that they had disabled just enough override the built in security systems.

Yeah, he's worried THEY won't get a fair shake.

"Prosecuting them will ruin their lives"

Good.

"Boys will be boys"

Okay, so it IS all men.

"She should have known better than to go to a frat party"

THEY should have know better than to dehumanize, abuse, and brutalize someone, yelling "free pussy" through social media like some demented carnival barker.

"But, she consented to part of it"

Really?! I made you dinner, you consented to coming over to eat it. About half way through, I poison the food and ram it down your throat. But, you consented.

"But, she was drinking"

If, when you see someone in a vulnerable position, your first instinct is figure out a way to grope, overpower, and rape them, you are a vile piece of shit. 

"They were young, it was just a mistake"

If you think they got caught the very first time they did something like this, I have some ocean front property in Saskatchewan you might be interested in. 

Enough.

To all the "good guys" out there, and I put it in quotes purposefully, do something about these delusional, assholes who think that the only purpose of a woman is to provide them pleasure, take care of them like their mommies did, and give them babies.

Your fist pounding and choruses of "If I got my hands on that guy" are ringing pretty hollow. You know you all know a guy who talks about women like they aren't human. In their eyes we are merely a carrier of body parts that you think you are entitled to. Or, maybe you are that guy.

You know this guy just like every woman knows another woman who has been sexualized one way or another, or has been  herself.

You like to tout yourselves as our protectors. Well, where is that? Definitely not in the group chat. Definitely not in the comments all over social media. Definitely not at the parties, or in the bars, or on the streets, or in the parking lots, or in the restaurants, or in the parks.... so where are these mighty protectors?

Your silence is compliance. If you're not calling it out every single time. If you're not shutting down the comments. If you laugh off rape jokes. If you ever sit in the entitlement of "bro code." You are the problem. 

I would love for my granddaughters to enter womanhood unscathed, but sadly it's already too late for that, as my 12-year-old granddaughter has already had to deal with episodes of the ick feeling from grown ass men. 

So her training of how to defend yourself, and ways to keep yourself safe have begun. Not because we want trade in her childhood innocence for five ways to get away from a man, but because we have to. We will do our part as women to give her all the tools she can carry to keep herself from being the next Jane Doe.

Men, what are you going to do about the assholes determined to give her that name?

Here's a hint... writing essays ain't gonna cut it.

What Can You Even Say?...

 

Hi.

Soooo, what can you even say at this point.

The entire world sees the United States for what it has become. The patients are running the asylum, and they are running it into the ground.

The sycophants are rabid, taking turns using the single, undead brain cell they borrow from Mitch McConnell. They are banning press from the press corps, setting up stocker shrines of Communist dictators in the White House, and spewing a collection of demented fantasies, that are supposed to be regarded as some sort of 'speeches' that are not meant to be satire, apparently.

It feels like, maybe this time, though, the footholds are slipping. Maybe this time more people are actually seeing that not only does the emperor have no clothes, he is covered in the boils left behind by stolen innocence of every child he raped, beat up, or even worse. 

MAGA events are shrinking or being cancelled altogether, he's getting booed in deep red states, MAGA parades are getting pelted with water balloons by onlookers... there is hope.

The world is reaching its limit as to what we are willing to put up with from the Mango Moron and his ilk. There seems to be an international unity building, a unity that I can't say I have witnessed in my lifetime. 

You throw the youth of humanity into war without so much as a second thought. They are but fodder in your game of 'watch me as I set the world on fire.' 

Self preservation and greed are your only motivators. You're deathly afraid of being held accountable for all the evil you have perpetrated, and you know that if you lose your money and/or power, it's coming for you.

I hope you are scared. I hope you still have the mental capacity to be terrified. I hope you are tormented by thoughts of your well-deserved consequences biting at your heels every time you close your eyes... which is all the goddamn time.

I hope you keep enough mental acuity to truly witness your own downfall. To understand it. To feel every bit of it, then carry it into eternity.

It is yours, after all. 

November is mere weeks away. He and his minions will do everything they can to cheat their way into not losing as much as the votes will dictate. You may show up as unregistered. Your polling station may be moved. Your mail-in ballot might get 'lost.' They might show up at polling stations, armed, trying to intimate you.

Please make sure you are registered to vote. Make sure you vote, and follow through to make sure it is counted. 

Voting is your fundamental right. Beyond that, it's an obligation.

November can't come soon enough. 

He’s Alive!…ish…

 

Hi!

Soooooooo, McConnell is alive... ish.

I mean, is he actually alive... or just undead?

After seeing footage of him being wheeled around, having to be prompted to do basic things, all with that eerie 'the lights are on, but nobody's home' expression on his pasty, grey face, I'm not convinced that this isn't even more ghoulish than him being dead and them pretending he's alive.

The eyes devoid of any kind of expression paired with the 'smile' that seems to have been manipulated into formation will be nightmare fuel for weeks to come. 

Did these people not read Pet Cemetery? There are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed!

Did they really think that dragging him out of whatever mad science lab they're running in his basement out into the light and into the public would somehow be proof that he is fully alive and capable of doing his job? Is that what they thought this reanimation project would do? If anything, it shows that McConnell's life/death coin is getting flipped about every ten minutes and the odds are not ever in his favour. 

What are they gonna do if he bites it in front of cameras. I'm no doctor, but I think the chances of him coming back from another cardiac arrest are pretty slim. He looks like he could be taken out by a hearty handshake, any kind of surprise, or a sneeze.

Anyway....

So Canada has been invited to a fabulous European party and the Rotted Yam south of the 49th has taken it personally. 

The guy who publicly shits on the lawns of all of the people who have been struggling to tolerate his demented, thieving, narcissistic, evil, arrogant ass for the past decade has the audacity to be offended by the fact that no one asked his opinion. He actually thinks that other sovereign countries need his permission to make deals with each other. 

America is no longer going to be the main character on the world stage. She has been cast as an extra until she gains some humility, becomes more believable, less arrogant, and learns her part. She is not the star, but part of a beautiful ensemble. 

So, his next step, of course, is to throw a tantrum.

He lies about the Kennedy Center being broke, because he wants to tear it down.

Why?

Because they won't let him put his name on it.

That's it.

While the citizens that made him the squatter that he is are struggling to keep flesh and bone together.

While innocent people are dying in wars he has either created for no reason, or are dragging on because of his corruption and ineptitude.

While girls in his ICE prison camps are being raped and impregnated by his 'agents.'

While the Epstein/Trump files are still being covered up.

While American food safeguards are being tossed to the wayside.

 

While all of this plus much more evil and corruption is taking place, he is focused on the Kennedy Center.

Yeah. 

November can't come fast enough.

Please America, show the rest of the world that the majority of you aren't idiots. Prove to us that the real you is still in there somewhere.

I mean, do you HAVE to wait until November to unseat this lunatic and his butt dwellers?

If you do, make sure the impeachments come fast and hard.

Make sure you get enough of a majority in both houses to make them stick.

We, the rest of the sane world, will be cheering you on!

You got this!

So, What Can You Even Say at This Point?

 

Hi!

So, what do you even say at this point?

The Dementia dingbat from the depths sat at a ceremony meant to honour those who lost their lives in 9/11, sleeping, the right side of his mouth drooping, jerking awake, falling back to sleep... it was, to say the least, embarrassing as hell.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden, suffering from stage 4 cancer, put himself aside, showing reverence, giving the event the respect it deserved.

Meanwhile, Jean Chretian, former Prime Minister of Canada, and a full 12 years older than the Orange idiot, gave a beautiful speech in Gander, Newfoundland, where he compiled more eloquence, and thoughtfulness into less than fifteen minutes than the moron south of us could string together if you tried to edit together some kind of sanity from the entirety of his speech catalogue. 

It was a beautiful thing to watch.

Meanwhile, when the Pedophile President isn't falling asleep in public, he's putting out fantasy memes on social media, undoubtedly with  a ton of help from his twisted girlfriend, Natalie. It seems like he's trying to convince himself and others that he is some kind of...tough guy... I guess? 
Anyway, it's just stupid.

Meanwhile, McConnell is still dead and is supposed to be appearing, in person, on the Senate floor, Monday, September 14, 2026. 

Meanwhile, his idiotic war with Iran is NOT over, the US has NOT won, no matter how many times he says it. The real world still exists, with people seeing actual events as they unfold, no matter how badly the Cheeto and his ass kissers would like to pretend otherwise. We are watching, in real time, as Iran is blowing up your crap! 

So, what can you even say, at this point?

Well, the midterms are coming. And no matter how difficult they try to make it to vote, make it your frickin' mission. 

They are going to try to cheat... make sure they don't cheat you out of your vote. Register, check your registration, double check it, make sure you are registered on the day. Triple check where you are to vote, because they are trying to confuse that issue too. Don't allow yourself to be intimidated from voting because they put goon ice clowns in place at voting stations. 

He's trying to bully the entire country. Don't allow it. 

His cult has shrunk enough where, even if they turn out completely, they can't win if the rational among you insist on exercising you right to vote.

Strip this idiot of his power. Make him accountable for what he has put you, your country, and entire world though these last ten years. Make the Epstein/Trump files public without protecting names of the pedophiles and allow real justice to prevail. Make him give back all of the money he has stolen from you. 

So, what can you say?

Enough is enough of this crap. Let's just be done with it already. 

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It's The Stupid Olympics...

 

Hi!

So, in the latest episode of "Shitshow USA," the crazy, crusted, criminal that is currently squatting where apparently pedos like to congregate, is throwing yet another party.

This time it's a 'convention' for his sycophant republicans and it falls on the eve of the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah.

A party.

These morons have toddler squabbles, fighting over who gets to stand behind the sundowning superstar during their 'dear leader' ego boost session.

It's like they are holding their very own "stupid Olympics"  racing for the gold with every breath.

They HAVE to know that the giant cheeto is becoming more dust than crunch with every passing day, don't they?

They must be watching the blue typhoon that is building, getting ready to wash over the country in November, aren't they?

They have to know the days of riding the shit-stained coat tails of Pedophile Papa are coming to an end, don't they?

They have to know that every single, sick detail of the Epstein/Trump files will come to light and the prisons are going to see tons of fresh meat, don't they?

What the hell are they gonna do on September 14 when the ghost of Mitch McConnell is supposed to come and vote to help the idiot MAGA farmers that their own policies are bankrupting?

I would love to know how they see all of this playing out for them. 

Stupid Olympic Gold.

Meanwhile in the real world...

The rest of us are forging new paths of trade and alliances. Strengthening existing relationships, and creating new ones, building a sturdy and stable path for prosperity for decades to come. 

The US has been successful in one thing through this clown car calamity. They've shown the rest of us that we don't need them nearly as much as we were lead to believe.

When a relationship turns toxic, there always comes a time when you need to limit contact, sometimes needing to cut off contact altogether until healing can take place.

It's like the rest of the world is at the point of "Look, you need to work on yourself, get some therapy, heal your trauma, and we'll see if we can get back together when you come out on the other side of this in a better place."

None of us are perfect. But, America needs an intervention and rehab.... now. 

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Please Fix It...

 

Hi.

The world lost a powerful light with the passing of Dolly Parton. She was a great example of a human who absolutely knew what to do if you have more than you need.

She shared.

She shared her humour, her music, her love for all people, her heart and her wealth.

Her legacy of generosity should be something to be admired and replicated wherever and by whomever has the means to do so. What a fantastic world it would be if we were all just a little bit more like Dolly.

My heart hurts for all who called her family.

Meanwhile, back at the dementia care home, formerly known as the Whitehouse, the Mango Moron was playing pretend with a sharpie and a map again. This time slapping the word 'America' on another body of water. 

It would actually be scary if it wasn't so freakin' pathetic, sad, and funny as hell.

It's like he really thinks that writing on a map and signing some paper that says he wrote on a map makes any real difference to the rest of the actual world. 

The level of delusion is astronomical.

He has stripped food safety to the point that your produce is literally making you sick.

He is bringing in tainted meat that no one, including your head of agriculture, knows from where or how it originated.

He's making it so you'll soon have to ration your toilet paper and many other things because of his ridiculous tariff flinging.

He's treating your sons and daughters serving in the military like absolute garbage.

He's a moronic, money laundering pedophile, whose most redeeming qualities are his misogynistic toxic narcissism, and the fact that he shits himself on the daily. Oh, and let's not forget the that he falls asleep EVERYWHERE, ALL THE BLOODY TIME!

When his toxic waste dump of biology finally gives up, will they put on another ghoulish charade like they are with Mitch McConnell?

Will they weekend at Bernie his obese ass, and fake 'beautiful 20 minute phone calls' and put out fake photos like they have with Mitch? 

At this point, I wouldn't put it past them.

I mean, what is their plan after the Cheeto disintegrates?

He's not going to allow even the whisper of a successor because his dementia riddled, egocentric brain simply can't handle it, and we all know the lengths his people are willing to go to prevent one of his ketchup wielding tantrums, don't we Natalie?

Look, if you guys are willing to continue to let this rotted Swiss cheese-brained asshat destroy you, that is completely up to you. But, at least, keep it within the confines of your own house.

The rest of us, the rest of the world, are simply sick of the shitshow, and the splatter we are being forced to suffer because of your ineptitude.

Please fix it, before you have nothing left to fix. 

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Because.... Of course he did

 

Hi!

Sooooo, no trade deal was reached between Canada and the States.

I mean, was anybody really surprised that after three days of trying to come up with something that was fair for both sides, the idiots running the south side of the table attempt to bring in ridiculous things like Quebec not being allowed to be French anymore and dictating who we, a completely sovereign, independent country are 'permitted' to trade with? They have made it abundantly clear that it is a waste of time, energy, and resources to deal with them.

After the fact, our Prime Minister held a press conference giving the details of what happened, expressed that fact that he wasn't very surprised, and went on to explain how we will get through this shit show and come out stronger on the other side of it. Whether the U.S. will ever be our number one trading partner again will remain to be seen. The clown show of an administration they have running the place right now seems to be doing their level best to destroy every single one of their relationships with allies, all while their Dear Leader sucks up to communist leaders with lustful abandon. 

It borders on shocking as to how many people are still willing to go on national tv and defend this pedophile. Their faces aren't blurred, their voices aren't altered, nope, they are out there defending this crap with their full chests and whole hearts. 

Look, your dear leader's brains are a soft scramble at best, he hired a very broken individual of a stalker as his personal diaper changer, ego stroker, who likely performs other duties that make me throw up in my mouth.

He is tearing down your Whitehouse, killing the grounds, and changing your country into something that will take decades to repair, if it can ever be repaired.

There is at least one dead senator and staff sucking paychecks out of your hard earned money.

Our Prime Minister spoke with gravitas about what is to come, while your guy posted about ballrooms and race cars. 

Because... of course he did.

Reporters ask pointed, important questions, and he tells them to be quiet and calls them names.

Because... of course he did.

He's showing just how much he doesn't care about your service men and women.... daily.

He's falling asleep standing up, while people are talking about HIM, there are cameras rolling and it's broad friggin' daylight!

There has to be something you can do to get this demented, money laundering, child raping thief out of office and in prison where he belongs.

Please find it.

Before it's too late.