Please Fix It...

 

Hi.

The world lost a powerful light with the passing of Dolly Parton. She was a great example of a human who absolutely knew what to do if you have more than you need.

She shared.

She shared her humour, her music, her love for all people, her heart and her wealth.

Her legacy of generosity should be something to be admired and replicated wherever and by whomever has the means to do so. What a fantastic world it would be if we were all just a little bit more like Dolly.

My heart hurts for all who called her family.

Meanwhile, back at the dementia care home, formerly known as the Whitehouse, the Mango Moron was playing pretend with a sharpie and a map again. This time slapping the word 'America' on another body of water. 

It would actually be scary if it wasn't so freakin' pathetic, sad, and funny as hell.

It's like he really thinks that writing on a map and signing some paper that says he wrote on a map makes any real difference to the rest of the actual world. 

The level of delusion is astronomical.

He has stripped food safety to the point that your produce is literally making you sick.

He is bringing in tainted meat that no one, including your head of agriculture, knows from where or how it originated.

He's making it so you'll soon have to ration your toilet paper and many other things because of his ridiculous tariff flinging.

He's treating your sons and daughters serving in the military like absolute garbage.

He's a moronic, money laundering pedophile, whose most redeeming qualities are his misogynistic toxic narcissism, and the fact that he shits himself on the daily. Oh, and let's not forget the that he falls asleep EVERYWHERE, ALL THE BLOODY TIME!

When his toxic waste dump of biology finally gives up, will they put on another ghoulish charade like they are with Mitch McConnell?

Will they weekend at Bernie his obese ass, and fake 'beautiful 20 minute phone calls' and put out fake photos like they have with Mitch? 

At this point, I wouldn't put it past them.

I mean, what is their plan after the Cheeto disintegrates?

He's not going to allow even the whisper of a successor because his dementia riddled, egocentric brain simply can't handle it, and we all know the lengths his people are willing to go to prevent one of his ketchup wielding tantrums, don't we Natalie?

Look, if you guys are willing to continue to let this rotted Swiss cheese-brained asshat destroy you, that is completely up to you. But, at least, keep it within the confines of your own house.

The rest of us, the rest of the world, are simply sick of the shitshow, and the splatter we are being forced to suffer because of your ineptitude.

Please fix it, before you have nothing left to fix. 

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Because.... Of course he did

 

Hi!

Sooooo, no trade deal was reached between Canada and the States.

I mean, was anybody really surprised that after three days of trying to come up with something that was fair for both sides, the idiots running the south side of the table attempt to bring in ridiculous things like Quebec not being allowed to be French anymore and dictating who we, a completely sovereign, independent country are 'permitted' to trade with? They have made it abundantly clear that it is a waste of time, energy, and resources to deal with them.

After the fact, our Prime Minister held a press conference giving the details of what happened, expressed that fact that he wasn't very surprised, and went on to explain how we will get through this shit show and come out stronger on the other side of it. Whether the U.S. will ever be our number one trading partner again will remain to be seen. The clown show of an administration they have running the place right now seems to be doing their level best to destroy every single one of their relationships with allies, all while their Dear Leader sucks up to communist leaders with lustful abandon. 

It borders on shocking as to how many people are still willing to go on national tv and defend this pedophile. Their faces aren't blurred, their voices aren't altered, nope, they are out there defending this crap with their full chests and whole hearts. 

Look, your dear leader's brains are a soft scramble at best, he hired a very broken individual of a stalker as his personal diaper changer, ego stroker, who likely performs other duties that make me throw up in my mouth.

He is tearing down your Whitehouse, killing the grounds, and changing your country into something that will take decades to repair, if it can ever be repaired.

There is at least one dead senator and staff sucking paychecks out of your hard earned money.

Our Prime Minister spoke with gravitas about what is to come, while your guy posted about ballrooms and race cars. 

Because... of course he did.

Reporters ask pointed, important questions, and he tells them to be quiet and calls them names.

Because... of course he did.

He's showing just how much he doesn't care about your service men and women.... daily.

He's falling asleep standing up, while people are talking about HIM, there are cameras rolling and it's broad friggin' daylight!

There has to be something you can do to get this demented, money laundering, child raping thief out of office and in prison where he belongs.

Please find it.

Before it's too late.

The Beauty Hasn't Faded...

 

Hi!

This is something I have to remind myself of regularly.

The beauty of our world and the humanity that walks it hasn't faded. It still lives bold and strong in the vast majority of people.

Right now, though, in certain parts of the world, the beauty is being smothered by a putrid, toxic sludge. 

A supposed world leader actually used members of the press pool, the crew of ;air force one, and people in his own inner circle as decoys.

What a complete and utter coward. I guess his draft-dodging habits have stuck with him up into his very old, dementia-ridden age. 

This is the guy who is spending massive amounts of the peoples' money on disgusting vanity projects all while service men and women are struggling to survive such horrible conditions during deployment that they are trying to throw themselves overboard. 

I don't say that lightly. That fact that people ferociously trained to handle stress and hardships are mentally breaking under the deplorable conditions they are being forced to live is making my heart hurt. These are people sacrificing their time with family, willing to put everything on the line for what they believe is the purpose of standing up for the greater good. 

Now they are faced with the decision of conscience to follow illegal orders or not. They are now having to deal with this with no fresh food, nonfunctioning bathrooms, and probably a plethora of other horrible crap we haven't heard of yet.

My heart breaks for all of them and those who love them.

Then there is the McConnell situation.

A dead guy sucking even more money out of people who are having to choose between rent and groceries, along with his entire staff. These poor taxpayers are paying the salary of a dead guy and the salaries of the people perpetuating the fraud.

It continues to be disgusting. Not only the fraud, but the complete insult to the intelligence of the people McConnell is supposed to be serving. If you are alive, it's not hard to prove. 

This ghoulish game of hide the dead guy is getting beyond old. 

The sludge is incredibly thick and smells like a decaying corpse. It's so bad it almost makes you forget about the fact that the Orange cult leader is a pedophile who has done and continues to do unspeakable things to children.

From Epstein Island to Iran to Gaza...it never friggin' ends. 

Until it does.

Get rid of the sludge. 

You got this. 

The Bar Has Disappeared Beneath The Floorboards...

Hi!

The crap going on south of the 49th is Monte Python level satire right now. 

Blanche as Attorney General?! Are you shitting me?! 

Every time you think things have reached a level of ridiculousness that even THEY won't stand for it... they do.

Not only do they stand for it... they vote for it!

They have a guy who beat his wife and broke his baby's bones taking up space and taxpayers dollars... they're fine with it.

They have the ghost of Mitch McConnell, in the wings, waiting on the 'right' time to announce his 'sudden' death.

They have their demented, delusional, dipshit of a dear leader bumbling around town in a wig first time, cash-strapped, drag queens would have rejected in 1973, pretending this is perfectly normal.

They have this same orange-stained, idiot, who shits himself in public on the regular, but the way, talking trash about Canada.... constantly. 

This same amber wave of asinine asshattery who has depleted the American military's arsenal to Mother Hubbard levels because he had to start a war to distract from the fact that he is a monstrous pedophile. 

This tangerine Temu tyrant has convinced himself that he is the best leader their country has ever had, and his spineless sycophants just roll with it... all of it.

It's baffling to watch all of these supposedly sane people go on national television and defend this debauchery with their full chests... repeatedly... no matter what facts show.

Capitol One closed HUNDREDS of Trump accounts because their people detected so many money laundering red flags they couldn't risk being associated with them, no matter how much money they handled for them. 

Have you ever had a bank forcibly close an account on you... ever? 

The funniest part is, we probably never would have known if the idiot Trumps hadn't sued Capitol One. Capitol hadn't given any reason for the closures, or made a big deal of them until they were sued... by Trump... so they had to file a reason for what they did and back it up with receipts... you're welcome. 

That's not normal. None of this is normal.

The bar for American politics has disappeared beneath the floorboards...

Trying to block investigations into known pedophile-run sex-trafficking rings. Who does that?!

As a human being, with any kind of human emotion, wouldn't you sincerely and vehemently do every single thing you could to find the animals that perpetuate these sick, demented crimes?

Wouldn't you? 

Unless your dear leader is one of the worst offenders.

Unless your dear leader was neck deep in all of it.

Unless you are a spineless coward with something dark over your own head that he is threatening to expose.

Unless....

I can't wait until the shitshow to the south is over. This series makes absolutely no sense and the writers should be fired. Cancel it already. We are tired of being forced to watch it.

I DO NOT recommend. Thumbs all the way down!  

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One Can Dream...

 

Hi!

So the guy they are calling the president of the united states went to the funeral of one of his bootlickers to have a nap, struggle up to a pulpit, vomit some incoherent gibberish, knock on the casket like he's checking to see if its ripe, and shit his pants causing the guy behind him to almost lose his lunch.

Got it.

I'm not sure what they are waiting for. The 'they' that have the power to do something about this shitshow. The 'they' that have the ability to put a stop this abomination of an administration. The 'they' that could stop pandering to the pedophile. The 'they' that could stop appeasing this absolute imbecile. The 'they' that are supposed to work for their citizens, their constituents, you know, the people who voted for them and pay their salaries. You know, THOSE people. 

I mean, the tangerine potato has the brain function of a gnat, but at least he's not all the way dead like his buddy, McConnell. 

This grotesque game of hide the corpse is beyond ridiculous. How long can they keep up the charade? My guess is just after the deadline of being able to run a special election to fill his seat. Soooo, probably on August 3rd, or shortly thereafter, there will be an announcement of his 'sudden' death. 

It's just gross... really.

I mean, I hope I'm wrong.......

You know the worst thing? McConnell himself, the evil subhuman troll that he is, would likely approve of the manipulation, deception, and complete bullshittery. Sidestepping the will of the people was kind of his jam. All you have to do is look at how the last two appointments to the Supreme court happened.

Anyway.....

The good news is that this is the last evil asshole thing that McConnell will ever be able to do. Another piece of good news is the tangerine potato probably isn't far behind. He seems to be hanging on by a thread... and not a very strong one, at that.

He's but a stumble away....

So many truly decent people never get to grow old. It's really too bad that longevity isn't determined by the kind of life you live while strolling the planet. Then, the kindest, most generous, and empathetic of us would live the longest. Those who perpetuate evil would never live long enough to do much damage.

In a perfect world....

One can dream....

In the meantime, I wonder what would happen if someone with a legit reason for being in the same hospital as Mitch is being refrigerated in, could just start up casual conversations with maintenance workers, orderlies, kitchen workers, you know, the invisible service workers. Somebody who knows is just waiting to tell the story. It's simply a matter of finding that somebody, and listening close. 

If you are that somebody, be a hero and tell the truth about what's happening. Be the hero the world needs right now. No cape required. 

One can dream...

How Much Longer,,,,,,

 

Hi!

So how much longer do you think we have to pretend that Mitch McConnell is alive? Weekend at Bernie's has turned into 6 weeks with Bernie. It's beyond ridiculous. If people thought I was dead, I can think of at least 10 things I could do to reassure them that I am indeed alive and well, and that's just off the top of my head.

I don't have a staff, an entire team of people working for me that ALL have cameras in their pockets, that ALL have access to some sort of method of live streaming, that ALL have the ability to call literally ANY news outlet, hell ALL the news outlets and schedule a press briefing so McConnell himself could make a documented public appearance.

I don't have any of those people, but I could do it anyway. And I'm just me. 

I completely understand that there needs to be confidentiality with medical information, but I find it hard to believe that being dead is a medical condition, or that being functionally alive is either. 

We aren't asking for details. Just, is he alive and functional, or is he, by legal or practical standards, dead?

I get that the GOP is trying desperately to hang on to this seat. I get that they don't have a limit as to the levels of depravity they are willing to go to to keep it. I don't know what McConnell's relationship is with his three kids, but one would have to assume it's pretty bad at this point.

If he IS recovering from something, why haven't they visited him.... even once... in 6 weeks?

If he's dead, why haven't they fought for the dignity of his corpse. Are they just letting him lay in a morgue, or worse, letting him rot in a hospital bed hooked to machines to support the illusion of life?

Are they okay with any of this? If so, why? Promises from those even more powerful than dear old dad?

I can't imagine a world where I wouldn't visit my parent if they are in the hospital, recovering, even for a day.

I definitely can't imagine allowing ANYONE to treat my parent's death with such disdain, with such disrespect, with such absolute cold calculation. 

How much longer?

How much longer do we have to pretend that the United States of America has a real president?

He keeps attacking Canada like we've done anything but counter his actions. Like we've done anything but been a fantastic neighbour. He wants to punish us for not putting the US before our own country. Breaking news for you... you pay the tariffs he puts on other countries.

More breaking news, we have established and strengthened new trading partners so we can get to a place where we no longer have to deal with your nonsense at all... period. 

When you have forest fires, we send help, we don't blame you for the wind direction.

How much longer do we have to pretend that this bloated, brain-damaged, blithering, blob is some sort of "leader"?

How much longer?

When is enough, enough?

Somebody find out if McConnell is alive. Somebody grow a spine and do something about the squatter in the White house.

The world is sick of all of the clown show you call a government. 

At every turn, when we think... Okay this is going to be the thing that triggers some kind of action, going to make them DO something to stop this... we find out just how broken you are.

Your president is a pedophile and a rapist. One of the most powerful people in your senate is dead, and nobody seems to care enough to prove it. 

Clown show. 

Oh, For Cryin' Out Loud....

 

Hi,

Okay, Captain Asshat, you know, that narcissistic psychopathic pedophile white house squatter, went on camera and gave a, what I can only presume was meant to be a speech. 

Not only did he repeatedly whine about imaginary voter fraud and election manipulation from back in 2020, he followed it up by releasing documents that absolutely show that the only interference came from Russia and it was blatantly done to favour him. 

Aaaand, the elections he claims were fraudulent were under his watch. As he will never admit that the elections in which he won were tampered with, only the ones he lost, well, Obama and Biden were at the helm when he won. He lost in 2020... when HE was president. 

Another point. If "the left" is so crafty, and cheats so incredibly well, how the hell did he EVER get elected, let alone twice! If there is sooooooo much fraud and cheating, how is it that he is in office with the lowest approval rating in history?

Okay, even putting the whining aside, most of his speech was all kinds of drunk uncle, 2 am, sitting, drinking alone in the dark after everyone else had the sense to go home. 

Okay.... next.

Lindsay Graham. He died, and although I can empathize with those who cared for him, I am not of the belief that dying somehow turns you from a lousy, lying, hateful person into someone good. It just doesn't. Dying doesn't erase the harm done, the hateful words and actions that the person deliberately and viciously threw at vulnerable people, hoping to cause as much harm as possible. It just doesn't. 

Who you are in death is who you were in life. 

That whole, we shouldn't speak ill of the dead thing? Well, if you don't want people to speak ill of you when you go, don't be a dick while you live. Simple.

Next...

Mitch McConnell...

The 'proof of life' photo........ I mean.

Just show up in some sort of public setting, where people can witness that you are breathing, your heart is beating, and you have some semblance brain function without the aid of machines. 

For cryin' out loud, it shouldn't be that hard. 

Stream a live video. 

Put all the speculation to rest. 

It shouldn't be that hard at all, people do it all the time....

Unless, of course, you're dead, or worse.... the people surrounding you, love you, and are the closest of close people in your life, are keeping you hooked up to machines like some ghoulish marionette.

Next...

Threatening more tariffs on us because our forests are burning?

Got it.

When you are on fire we send, water bombers, firefighters, and all kinds of support, even when your are talking trash about us and threatening to annex us, we still help.

When we are on fire... you want to add more idiotic tariffs to the already ludicrous tariffs because we can't control wind and how smoke travels. 

Thanks, neighbour. This will be added to the 'elbows up' archives.

Please America, get your shit together and do something about this dumpster fire of an administration. He is ruining you. 

Internationally, you have gone from 'leader of the free world' to 'the WTF?!' flagship of the planet in a matter of a decade. 

To our sane neighbours to the south... hang in there, use your voice, use your votes... you got this.