He’s Alive!…ish…

 

Hi!

Soooooooo, McConnell is alive... ish.

I mean, is he actually alive... or just undead?

After seeing footage of him being wheeled around, having to be prompted to do basic things, all with that eerie 'the lights are on, but nobody's home' expression on his pasty, grey face, I'm not convinced that this isn't even more ghoulish than him being dead and them pretending he's alive.

The eyes devoid of any kind of expression paired with the 'smile' that seems to have been manipulated into formation will be nightmare fuel for weeks to come. 

Did these people not read Pet Cemetery? There are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed!

Did they really think that dragging him out of whatever mad science lab they're running in his basement out into the light and into the public would somehow be proof that he is fully alive and capable of doing his job? Is that what they thought this reanimation project would do? If anything, it shows that McConnell's life/death coin is getting flipped about every ten minutes and the odds are not ever in his favour. 

What are they gonna do if he bites it in front of cameras. I'm no doctor, but I think the chances of him coming back from another cardiac arrest are pretty slim. He looks like he could be taken out by a hearty handshake, any kind of surprise, or a sneeze.

Anyway....

So Canada has been invited to a fabulous European party and the Rotted Yam south of the 49th has taken it personally. 

The guy who publicly shits on the lawns of all of the people who have been struggling to tolerate his demented, thieving, narcissistic, evil, arrogant ass for the past decade has the audacity to be offended by the fact that no one asked his opinion. He actually thinks that other sovereign countries need his permission to make deals with each other. 

America is no longer going to be the main character on the world stage. She has been cast as an extra until she gains some humility, becomes more believable, less arrogant, and learns her part. She is not the star, but part of a beautiful ensemble. 

So, his next step, of course, is to throw a tantrum.

He lies about the Kennedy Center being broke, because he wants to tear it down.

Why?

Because they won't let him put his name on it.

That's it.

While the citizens that made him the squatter that he is are struggling to keep flesh and bone together.

While innocent people are dying in wars he has either created for no reason, or are dragging on because of his corruption and ineptitude.

While girls in his ICE prison camps are being raped and impregnated by his 'agents.'

While the Epstein/Trump files are still being covered up.

While American food safeguards are being tossed to the wayside.

 

While all of this plus much more evil and corruption is taking place, he is focused on the Kennedy Center.

Yeah. 

November can't come fast enough.

Please America, show the rest of the world that the majority of you aren't idiots. Prove to us that the real you is still in there somewhere.

I mean, do you HAVE to wait until November to unseat this lunatic and his butt dwellers?

If you do, make sure the impeachments come fast and hard.

Make sure you get enough of a majority in both houses to make them stick.

We, the rest of the sane world, will be cheering you on!

You got this!

So, What Can You Even Say at This Point?

 

Hi!

So, what do you even say at this point?

The Dementia dingbat from the depths sat at a ceremony meant to honour those who lost their lives in 9/11, sleeping, the right side of his mouth drooping, jerking awake, falling back to sleep... it was, to say the least, embarrassing as hell.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden, suffering from stage 4 cancer, put himself aside, showing reverence, giving the event the respect it deserved.

Meanwhile, Jean Chretian, former Prime Minister of Canada, and a full 12 years older than the Orange idiot, gave a beautiful speech in Gander, Newfoundland, where he compiled more eloquence, and thoughtfulness into less than fifteen minutes than the moron south of us could string together if you tried to edit together some kind of sanity from the entirety of his speech catalogue. 

It was a beautiful thing to watch.

Meanwhile, when the Pedophile President isn't falling asleep in public, he's putting out fantasy memes on social media, undoubtedly with  a ton of help from his twisted girlfriend, Natalie. It seems like he's trying to convince himself and others that he is some kind of...tough guy... I guess? 
Anyway, it's just stupid.

Meanwhile, McConnell is still dead and is supposed to be appearing, in person, on the Senate floor, Monday, September 14, 2026. 

Meanwhile, his idiotic war with Iran is NOT over, the US has NOT won, no matter how many times he says it. The real world still exists, with people seeing actual events as they unfold, no matter how badly the Cheeto and his ass kissers would like to pretend otherwise. We are watching, in real time, as Iran is blowing up your crap! 

So, what can you even say, at this point?

Well, the midterms are coming. And no matter how difficult they try to make it to vote, make it your frickin' mission. 

They are going to try to cheat... make sure they don't cheat you out of your vote. Register, check your registration, double check it, make sure you are registered on the day. Triple check where you are to vote, because they are trying to confuse that issue too. Don't allow yourself to be intimidated from voting because they put goon ice clowns in place at voting stations. 

He's trying to bully the entire country. Don't allow it. 

His cult has shrunk enough where, even if they turn out completely, they can't win if the rational among you insist on exercising you right to vote.

Strip this idiot of his power. Make him accountable for what he has put you, your country, and entire world though these last ten years. Make the Epstein/Trump files public without protecting names of the pedophiles and allow real justice to prevail. Make him give back all of the money he has stolen from you. 

So, what can you say?

Enough is enough of this crap. Let's just be done with it already. 

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It's The Stupid Olympics...

 

Hi!

So, in the latest episode of "Shitshow USA," the crazy, crusted, criminal that is currently squatting where apparently pedos like to congregate, is throwing yet another party.

This time it's a 'convention' for his sycophant republicans and it falls on the eve of the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah.

A party.

These morons have toddler squabbles, fighting over who gets to stand behind the sundowning superstar during their 'dear leader' ego boost session.

It's like they are holding their very own "stupid Olympics"  racing for the gold with every breath.

They HAVE to know that the giant cheeto is becoming more dust than crunch with every passing day, don't they?

They must be watching the blue typhoon that is building, getting ready to wash over the country in November, aren't they?

They have to know the days of riding the shit-stained coat tails of Pedophile Papa are coming to an end, don't they?

They have to know that every single, sick detail of the Epstein/Trump files will come to light and the prisons are going to see tons of fresh meat, don't they?

What the hell are they gonna do on September 14 when the ghost of Mitch McConnell is supposed to come and vote to help the idiot MAGA farmers that their own policies are bankrupting?

I would love to know how they see all of this playing out for them. 

Stupid Olympic Gold.

Meanwhile in the real world...

The rest of us are forging new paths of trade and alliances. Strengthening existing relationships, and creating new ones, building a sturdy and stable path for prosperity for decades to come. 

The US has been successful in one thing through this clown car calamity. They've shown the rest of us that we don't need them nearly as much as we were lead to believe.

When a relationship turns toxic, there always comes a time when you need to limit contact, sometimes needing to cut off contact altogether until healing can take place.

It's like the rest of the world is at the point of "Look, you need to work on yourself, get some therapy, heal your trauma, and we'll see if we can get back together when you come out on the other side of this in a better place."

None of us are perfect. But, America needs an intervention and rehab.... now. 

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