Oh, For Cryin' Out Loud....

 

Hi,

Okay, Captain Asshat, you know, that narcissistic psychopathic pedophile white house squatter, went on camera and gave a, what I can only presume was meant to be a speech. 

Not only did he repeatedly whine about imaginary voter fraud and election manipulation from back in 2020, he followed it up by releasing documents that absolutely show that the only interference came from Russia and it was blatantly done to favour him. 

Aaaand, the elections he claims were fraudulent were under his watch. As he will never admit that the elections in which he won were tampered with, only the ones he lost, well, Obama and Biden were at the helm when he won. He lost in 2020... when HE was president. 

Another point. If "the left" is so crafty, and cheats so incredibly well, how the hell did he EVER get elected, let alone twice! If there is sooooooo much fraud and cheating, how is it that he is in office with the lowest approval rating in history?

Okay, even putting the whining aside, most of his speech was all kinds of drunk uncle, 2 am, sitting, drinking alone in the dark after everyone else had the sense to go home. 

Okay.... next.

Lindsay Graham. He died, and although I can empathize with those who cared for him, I am not of the belief that dying somehow turns you from a lousy, lying, hateful person into someone good. It just doesn't. Dying doesn't erase the harm done, the hateful words and actions that the person deliberately and viciously threw at vulnerable people, hoping to cause as much harm as possible. It just doesn't. 

Who you are in death is who you were in life. 

That whole, we shouldn't speak ill of the dead thing? Well, if you don't want people to speak ill of you when you go, don't be a dick while you live. Simple.

Next...

Mitch McConnell...

The 'proof of life' photo........ I mean.

Just show up in some sort of public setting, where people can witness that you are breathing, your heart is beating, and you have some semblance brain function without the aid of machines. 

For cryin' out loud, it shouldn't be that hard. 

Stream a live video. 

Put all the speculation to rest. 

It shouldn't be that hard at all, people do it all the time....

Unless, of course, you're dead, or worse.... the people surrounding you, love you, and are the closest of close people in your life, are keeping you hooked up to machines like some ghoulish marionette.

Next...

Threatening more tariffs on us because our forests are burning?

Got it.

When you are on fire we send, water bombers, firefighters, and all kinds of support, even when your are talking trash about us and threatening to annex us, we still help.

When we are on fire... you want to add more idiotic tariffs to the already ludicrous tariffs because we can't control wind and how smoke travels. 

Thanks, neighbour. This will be added to the 'elbows up' archives.

Please America, get your shit together and do something about this dumpster fire of an administration. He is ruining you. 

Internationally, you have gone from 'leader of the free world' to 'the WTF?!' flagship of the planet in a matter of a decade. 

To our sane neighbours to the south... hang in there, use your voice, use your votes... you got this.

Okay... Come On!!!!!

 

Hi,

Is it just me, or is the shitshow circus that is taking place south of the 49th reaching penguins doing brain surgery levels?

It blows my mind that there is an actual legitimate question whether or not THEE senior senator of the United States of America is dead and it's being covered up.

That's crazy.

I mean, if he's alive and able to carry on 20 minute telephone conversations, than he should be able to provide proof of life.... right?

Why was there no sense of urgency when the EMS people were there to bring him to the hospital?

Why were there lights but no sirens?

The whole thing is nuts. 

They aren't going to be able to hide whatever the hell is really going on for much longer. 

This weekend at Bernie's thing is down right ghoulish.

Don't get me wrong, Mitch McConnell is, or was, a horrible shitstain of a human being who actively and intentionally made life harder for everyone who are already working against a strong headwind. He seemed/seems to take pleasure in it. But, even with that, if he's dead, he's dead.

He should no longer be drawing a paycheck, he should be removed from the hospital, those who care about him should be allowed to start the process of grieving, and life should move on. 

Those who are pretending he is still a functioning member of the senate are committing fraud. Anyone spending his paychecks... fraud. 

Then there is the Grand Idiot Cheeto who confuses Nicki Minaj for one of his own cabinet members, Zelenskyy for Putin, and Iran with Japan. And that was just one day...

He continues to fall asleep, he needs to be guided by the elbow, because he tends to wonder off aimlessly, and never passes up an opportunity to make a fool of himself, spouting bullshit-laden nonsensical gibberish, the more cameras, the better.

And let's not lose sight of the fact that when you add up all of the horrible, stupid, corrupt, criminal, self-serving, idiotic things that this Orange moron has done as president, it doesn't hold the dimmest of candles to the atrocities he has perpetrated upon women and children.

What we see is but the edge of the black hole that is his excuse of a soul. 

Every truth will reach the surface. I just hope he lives long enough to reap the consequences.

Tick Tock

Well…That Was A...Thing...

 

Well, hi...

Sooooooo, according to the Giant Cheeto, these photos are filled with thousands of people, just like at his fair which isn't really a fair, or fare. 

Yup, Donny, the experimental drug sucking, demented narcissist thinks that he actually had a conversation with Teddy Roosevelt about the Panama Canal, and empty spaces are filled with people. 

He thinks throwing a party with sketchy power, little food, a single broken Ferris wheel, and a main stage that tries to kill the performers during a heat wave is a good idea. Not that anyone has shown up. I mean, when the number of people performing on stage vastly outnumbers the number of people in the 'crowd', well, that's just sad math, right there. 

Then there is the guy arrested for touching water... in a public space... with his hand... in broad daylight... on camera... and the bloated orange idiot wants to literally make a federal case out of it. This is, of course, after he pardoned a bunch of J-6ers that beat on cops, using flags as weapons. 

Then there's the fact that he is so hellbent on cheating in the upcoming midterms that he is holding affordable housing hostage because he wants to pass a bill that takes voting back at least 65 years. 

Then there is this relatively new player in the game of the bootlicker life, Natalie Harp. She's 35, not ugly, and is obviously broken. She leaves him private little notes, she makes sure to protect him from bad news as much as she can, and let's face it... that giant-ass bag she is always hauling around is not full of her stuff. It's the Cheeto's diaper bag. This feels like they are about one boiled rabbit away from finding her wearing one of his shitty diapers on her head as she straddles his body, his heart in her hand, whispering, "I love you, Daddy."

I know that's vivid, and a bit dark, but I'm a writer, so...

Then there is the mystery of the missing Mitch...

Where is the evil human turtle? He's supposedly in the hospital... recovering. I'm wondering if, at this point, who has his power of attorney as far as medical decisions go? Is the GOP pressuring family in any certain direction, or do they own him to the point that they are the ones who make the actual decisions? 

All in all, the shitshow dumpster fire that is the administration at the wheel of our neighbours to the south drums on.

Meanwhile on this side of the 49th...

Our Prime Minister celebrated Pride, FIFA, Canada Day, and the fact that our economy is taking a pretty positive turn!

Our house, the one in which the Prime Minister should be residing, is finally going to be repaired and restored to properly represent Canada with pride. 

Now, the little troll who lost his own riding in the last election is trying to fight this. Fighting finally fixing up the Prime Minister's residence while he lives, rent free, in a mansion, on our dime. Yeah....no. 

This maple maga moron, just needs to go away, find some job he's qualified for... I don't know... maybe a crash test dummy... and leave... move south if you like it so much... become the Cheeto's new chief diaper changer... just go. 

Soon, but not soon enough, sanity will, once again, prevail. Pedophiles and rapists will be imprisoned, water-touchers will be set free, Ukraine will be absolutely victorious, power will shift back to real people, accountability will sweep the world over, and children will read the history books and declare...

Well... that was a thing...